December 2009
46 posts
Fourteen Facts Of Life
1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.
3. The only reason someone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.
5. Every night, someone thinks about you when they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to...
“The best teachers don’t give you the answers. They just point the way and...”
– Will Schuester from Glee
Formspring.Me →
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WatchGreen Day: Rock Band - Exclusive Debut Trailer
SpongeBob SquarePants
Squidward: Patrick get away from me, I'm getting claustrophobic!
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: I think it means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!
Swift + Lautner = ?
If Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner marry, they’ll both be Taylor Lautner.
“If I took a picture of you, it would be about the person.”
– Aden to Belle on Home and Away.
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Happy Birthday Hamish!
It was Hamish Blake’s, one half of the comedy duo Hamish and Andy, 28th birthday yesterday (11th December) so…
Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To Hamish, Happy Birthday To You!
Hip, Hip, HOORAY!!
Funny And Creative Print Ads →
A brilliant collection of forty-two hilarious and amazing print ads. These are a few of my favourites but they were all very entertaining!
Samantha Cracked Heel Lotion: Sexy Heels
Burger King: Real Big Burgers
queer-travel.de: The Other Side Of America
Kayaking Jumbo Peanut: Choking
Amazing Anagrams
Mother-In-Law - Woman Hitler
The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake
Debit Card - Bad Credit
Slot Machines - Cash Lost In ‘Em
School Master - The Classroom
Eleven Plus Two - Twelve Plus One
Dormitory - Dirty Room
The Hurricanes - These Churn Air
Desperation - The Rope Ends It
The Morse Code - Here Come Dots
Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Zs
Astronomer - Moon Starer
The Eyes - They...
Sounds Familiar?
You: Mum! I'm hungry.
Mum: Have some fruit.
You: Okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
Year 10 Prizegiving
As boring as Prizegiving was, there were actually some parts that were quite fascinating and worth paying attention to. First of all, congratulations to Joyce (shineestar) who won the award for Academic Excellence in Year 10. A bit cheap of them giving you only half the amount of money you got last year, but still, job well done Joyce. And bravo to all the other prize winners. I’ll just...
“You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.”
– Oprah Winfrey
“Paying for sex is like making your cat dance on it’s back legs - you know...”
– Russell Brand via Twitter.
A Logical Solution
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes...
Happy Birthday E. C. Segar!
Elzie Crisler Segar might not be a household name, but the Popeye creator has become the latest person to be honoured with his own Google Doodle. E. C. Segar, born on 8 December 1894, created this iconic hero in 1929, when he appeared in Segar’s Thimble Theatre comic strip. 115 years after his birth, Google is paying homage to the legendary cartoonist with a Popeye Google Logo. 2009 was...
Hamish Reveals His Swimwear
Andy has chosen Hamish’s outfit for the BYO Pool Party; a one piece women’s bathers.
“For what it’s worth, it was worth all the while.”
– Green Day - ‘Time Of Your Life (Good Riddance)’
Hamish and Andy - Best Of Friday 4th December (The...
Live Stream - BYO Pool Party →
Can’t make it to Hamish and Andy’s BYO Pool Party in Sydney? Watch all the action from the party streaming LIVE from 4-6pm on Friday December 2nd 2009; the last show of the year!
“So union is achieved.”
– David Attenborough, the master of the English language, describing ‘the moment’.
“Rent it now, or rent it free. It’s the Video Ezy guarantee from Andy Lee.”
– Andy Lee - one half of the comedy duo Hamish and Andy.
Burger King's 7-Patty Burger
This happened a while ago but I’ve only just discovered it. Burger King Japan, on 22 October 2009, released a 13 centimetre high, seven 113 gram patties served on American-sized buns to promote Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system.
Check out the size of this thing!
Looking Hot For Summer
Summer is finally here! The first of December marks the start of Summer, or Winter if you’re living in the Northern Hemisphere. Time to get those bodies into tip-top shape guys. I mean, you don’t want to be the odd one out walking around with a top on, do you? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
So here are five ways to reach and maintain a healthy weight:
Exercise. Regular physical...
November 2009
8 posts
World AIDS Day 2009
Help raise awareness and support the 33 million people living with HIV/AIDS by finding ways you can learn, act, and give.
The Bon Bon Jokes Get Personal
Hamish about Andy: What's the difference between you and an idiot? An idiot beat you on sale of the century.
Andy about Hamish: What did your mum to say to me? I hate my son.
Hamish about Andy: What do you get if you cross you with a cow poo? A better version of you coz breeding you with a cow poo would drastically improve you.
Bon Bon Jokes
Hamish and Andy horde Christmas bon bon jokes for next year.
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish.
Why did the apple turnover? Because it saw the cheese roll.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What has the pelican got in common with the water company? They both have large bills.
My Worst Experience Of Summer
My worst experience of Summer has to be in Australia when I went in January 2009. Melbourne hit an all-time temperature high of over 45 degrees and I just had to be there to experience it. We craved air-conditioning so we spent at least an hour sitting inside a fully air-conditioned room. At that time, it was definitely the greatest feeling ever.
It’s so hard now to even imagine how hot it really...
The Start Of Summer
You’re either really excited about the fact it’s Summer or not happy at all. Maybe your reaction might be, “Oh bummer, it’s Summer.” That’s actually what I was kind of what I was thinking. Summer’s great and all for fashion, holidays and going to beaches but all that sun eventually gets quite annoying. I’ve lived nearly seven years of my life in Singapore where all year round it’s Summer. I just...
Hamish and Andy's BYO Pool Party Food Dilemma
Hamish: "Bro that's hell sweet! Problemo solve."
Andy: "Hey bro let's get to the butcher."
Hamish: "I'll MEAT you there."
Both: "Hahahaha."
Andy: "Crazy good comedy bro."